"Supernatural" Quotes

Sam: “Dude, you punched a cupid." 
Dean: “No, I punched a dick." 


Castiel: "Cas is back in town!"
Dean: "Seriously did you just... did he just say that?"


Castiel: "That's according to April."
Dean: "The reaper you banged."
Castiel: "Yeah, and you stabbed."
Dean: "Yeah. She was hot."
Castiel: "So hot. And very nice."
Dean: "Mm."
Castiel: "Up to the point she started torturing me."
Dean: "Yeah. Well, not every hookup's perfect."


Crowley: "Torture? Brilliant. Can't wait to see Sam in stilettos and a leather bustier really putting the S.A.M. into S & M."

[A pigeon takes a crap on the Impala]

Dean: "Oh, are you kidding me? Dick move, pigeon!"

Pigeon: "Screw you asshat!"

Dean: "Wait a minute. Can I hear all animals?"

The Colonel: "Yup. Animals have a universal language like Esperanto, but this one actually caught on."

Pigeon: "And I'm just getting started too. Brewing a real big one, ha! Bet your ride is going to look sweet in white."

Sam: "What's he saying?"

Dean: "He's being a douchebag!"

Pigeon: "Who you calling douchebag, douchebag?"

Dean: "Oh, shut it, you winged rat!"

Sam: "Dude. Just calm down. Get in the car."

Pigeon: "Heh heh! That's right Sally, go cry to mama!"

[Dean pulls out his gun]

Dean: "Oh, that's it you son of bitch!"

Sam: "Seatbelt."
Dean: "What am I, in third grade? A car should drive, not be a little bitch."

Sam: "It's ghost sickness."
Dean: "Ghost sickness?"
Sam: "Yeah."
Dean: "God, no."
Sam: "Yeah."
Dean: "I don't even know what that is."

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